What's the stupidest fake book marketer email you've received?

I figured this might be a fun thread. I get about 10 of these a day. Here's one from "iamoptimum01.gmail.com":

Hello there,
I’m reaching out to offer a simple way to put your book in front of more people who enjoy discovering new reads on TikTok.

Would you like to put your book in front of more potentials readers on TikTok, would you be open to taking a look at how it works?

Looking forward to your response 

Editorial: Who falls for this? No name, no greeting besides "hello there", no detail... iamoptimum will be looking forward to my response for a very long time! :)