Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned

A humorous retelling for a generation that has quietly put their plastic wands away in the kitchen drawer, furiously denying they'd learnt all the spells by heart and everything.

Who is Phil Osafa?

How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl?

Who are the mysterious Dissentry of Magic?

What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play?

How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor?

These fascinating questions, and more, are completely ignored inside this clever little file of fluid locations...

Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance bit) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion.

With guidance from a wild, hairy giant - The Keeper of the Fleas - the hereditary solicitor learns of a world beyond the magless monotony of Muddledom and Stoppages.

A ridiculous misadventure is about to begin!