Sep 12, 2026
Oh so many foes!
This is the 49th volume I have read from the pen of Declan Finn, I read most in under a year after first discovering his works. I read them at the pace of about a book a week. This is the first story in the Honeymoon from Hell series, and the fifth story featuring Marco Catalano and Amanda Colt and it is an amazing story. And I believe it is the first of 5 planned in this series. And from where we leave off in this one I am not sure which city the two will be unleashed upon next. The chapters in this volume are: Prologue: The Wedding We Need to Talk (2 Years ago) Talk Later Murphy When in Doubt Follow the Screaming Breaking the News Invites Cards Area 51 is Not Enough Out in the Open Incense and Iron Rehearsal for Murder Uninvited Guests Offers You Can’t Refuse The Morning After Night Train to Chicago Railroaded Off the Rails Zombie Jamboree Walk, Don’t Run Sex and Death Clean up Tourists Bad Boys Cabrini-Green Zone On Fire Firing Range Shake Hands with the Devil Amen and Attack Emergency Holy Dancing with the Dead Dead Beat Last Dance Death Warmed Over Loose Threads Epilogue: Playing the Field The chapter Area 51 Is Not Enough appeared previously in the anthology Storming Area 51. But other than that I believe the novel is an entirely new work. This story also ties this series into other works by Finn that I had not known were previously connected. Especially finding out that Galadren was a cousin or uncle to Marco, and that his full name is Galahad Wren. And that he works for Sean A.P. Ryan And Associates, private security company. We have a convoluted cast of characters in this story and it ties to many of Finn’s other series in one way or another. Our main cast includes: Marco Catalano – the groom, a physician assistant. Killer of evil, brilliant with a supercomputer like mind, and like Kirk does not believe in no win situations nor does he know how to back down. Amanda Colt – 100 year old vampire, force for good. Takes communion, goes to confession, and has fought in almost every war for a century and is a spy with top clearance. Jennifer Bosley – 400 year old vampire, president of the New York Vampire Association, mentor to Amanda,. Raymond Wilson – Police Commissioner – Bosley’s plus one. Enrico – crime family contact for Marco. Galadren – relation to Marco, most dangerous man in middle earth. Merle Kraft – spook specializing the weird, strange and unusual. Runs a team out of San Francisco, has previously worked with Marko. Doctor Panda – you will find out. Rory – aka Sean Allis Treacy, a vampire who fights for good, an Irishman who still reminisces about eh old days. Father William Rodgers Vatican Ninjas SpecOps Street Gangs – loyal to Marco in NY Tigers and Dragons Mafia … Foes: Wendigo Ahanu Achak – with some powerup amultes and such. Zombies Chicago Street Ganges – The Latin Kings and The Gangster Disciples A corrupt politician – the jokes write themselves. A necromancer And a demon … With all the characters dropped in this story I was surprised not to have seen either Father Richard Freeman or Father Michael Pearson appear, but then we are in the first book of this new series. In an older edition of Madeline L’Engle’s Space Quartet there was a family tree that included her Kairos, Chromos Series as well as other volumes including her non fiction. I am beginning to feel like someone needs to make such a character tree for Finn’s ever expanding canon of work. But back to the book at hand. The events in this story take place over more than 2 years and they appear to begin shortly after the last novel in the Love at First Bite Series. The main story is Marco’s and Amanda’s engagement, and upcoming nuptials. It also includes the beginning of their honeymoon a tripped planned to take months and travel across America by train from New York to the west coast. It involves many who Marco has worked with in the past. And they make some new allies along the way. When a Zombie hoard attacks the wedding all who care about the newlyweds jump to action to find the best way to try and protect them. Then an attack on the night train to Chicago, and the fun really begins. This story if full of Finn’s usual action. Improvised weapons, the normal weapons of Marco and a new toy sent as a wedding present. Battles with multiple Zombie hordes, more than one encounter with gangs including almost an entire gang at once. An evil fae, and a necromancer whose job you just will not believe because it is typecasting. And an old foe in a summoning circle. We have Marco, Amanda and those who care for them and have worked with them coming together to fight the good fight. There are a few surprises and some interesting twists. It was nearly impossible to put this book down. I stayed up way too late on a work night finishing it. And it leaves you desperate for the next volume. Another amazing read from the masterful pen of Finn. The first in what looks like an amazing new series. A book I can easily recommend.
