Cursory Crymes

A strange mix of serious history/origin theories and light-hearted fantasy humour, reporting on the unusual incidents that led to the writing of these vague, cryptic verses.

A bit like typical religious/historical accounts with all the violence, debauchery, crime, and contradictions, but on speed.

Warning: May contain Political and Historical humour/parody.

Warning: May contain situations that some find 'incorrect'.

Warning: May contain scenes deemed inappropriate - simply read after 9pm to correct this problem.

Promise: It won't contain (romantic or otherwise) vampires/werewolves/zombies or an olde worlde posh bird buying a rural estate up north, where she'll undoubtedly fall in love with the local handyman (just laid off unfairly by t'mill), who will heroically come to her rescue after a life-threatening horse accident while her family bicker over the inheritance.